Week 21 POTW

Congratulations to Craig Ferrese for winning the Shuffleboard Player of the Week Award.   The Ferrese Brothers who needed one more win to clinch the first place playoff bye sent out Craig, their Tribal Leader, who stepped up on his first throw with a twelve over the Wrench and the rest was history.  After Craig secured the early win he cleaned the bench and let all the reserves finish the night.  The “Prospect Ridge Boys” of George and Don also secured the second seed slot last night. With one week to go in the season all the other playoff slots are up for grab on the final night.

Again, If you’re looking for a safe place to play please call our Commissioner at 856-495-ISAP.

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Week 20 POTW

Congratulations to John “Goffstradamus” Goff for winning the Shuffleboard Player of the Week Award for Week 20.  “Goffstradamus” an original HHSBL member has been hot lately predicting  the Presidential Election and all three upset wins from last week, to the delight and amazement of a packed house at HHSOI.  With two weeks to go before the playoffs the Ferrese Brothers need one win to clinch the First Pace bye.  The remaining six teams are so close in the standings that he is staying away from any predictions.

Goffstradamus, who no one believes to be a prophet, wrote: “The great shameless, audacious bawler” is a direct reference to Mr Trump and his outspoken, unapologetic style of campaigning.  He also wrote “The Wrench and the Hangman’s Noose becomes one” referring to a possible first round playoff loss.  Again, If you’re looking for a safe place to play shuffleboard please call our Commissioner at 856-495-ISAP.

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Week 19 POTW

Congratulations to Joe Fesi for winning the Shuffleboard Player of the Week Award.  Joe dominated last week’s award winner by slapping him around for three straight games until his red hat said “I Stink Again”.

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The predictions for this weeks play are Leo and Joe lose to John and Glen. Don and George blame each other for losing two games to Matt and Jim. In the Primetime Game Joe Fesi takes two games over the Ferrese brothers.  Again, If you’re looking for a safe place to play shuffleboard please call our Commissioner at 856-495-ISAP.

 

Week 18 POTW

Congratulations to Leo Laskowski for winning the Shuffleboard Player of the Week Award.  The Skierski Cup champ Leo was Head and Peaches over all the players this past Friday night leading his team to a sweep over the reigning Pearl Harbor champ and his partner.

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The Lord’s Prayer was said before the after hour card game but that did not help without the injured George Clooney playing.  The card game was so boring that an all night Ping Pong tournament broke out and ended in a tie between Jimmy Wong and Johnny Thai.  Again, If you’re looking for a safe place to play shuffleboard please call our Commissioner at 856-495-ISAP.

Weeks 16 & 17 POTW

Congratulations to Pat “Ace of Spade” Wells and Don “Eleven of Clubs” Gorecki for playing very well for one game each over the last two weeks. The Shuffleboard play has been so pathetic the award had to go to the State Poker Champions.

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Once again Pat was booed off the board after one game and told not to give up his day job. Don, under the pressure of championship card play seems to be packing on the pounds in the photo.   In other news there was a shooting at the VFW Post over the price of pizza with two members suffering injury.  If you’re looking for a safe place to play shuffleboard please call our Commissioner at 856-495-ISIS.

At time of press calls to the New Jersey Department of Community Affairs have not been returned regarding an inquiry about the ethics of Pat’s poker victory at a “charity” event that his wife tirelessly organized.  An angry mob of protesters with picthforks and torches was observed by Shuffleboard Times Magazine staff on Sunday outside the Westmont Knights of Columbus chanting “Give it Back”, “You Choked Against George”, and “Your Dogs Are Excited That You Are in Second Place George”.

Week 15 POTW

Congratulations to Glenn “The Rooster” Hanson for winning the Week Fifteen USA Today Player of the Week Award.  On the Eve the Chinese New Year “The Rooster” cleaned out the Hen House with victories over Sub “Dead Chicken” and the defending Pearl Harbor Champion.

The Sub list was so bad last week that George “The Wrench” was passed over in the last match of the night. Calls to the Commissioner to look into the Substitute issue and the ban on Middle East looking members were ignored. Bob would be proud.

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